the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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