theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
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i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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