I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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