I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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