Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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