What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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