He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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