have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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