How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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