And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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