remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
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i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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