Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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