Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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