theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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