I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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