We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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