I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
only you would photoshop your dick
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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