He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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