and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
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sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
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why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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