I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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