someone get that fucking seahorse.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
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He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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