Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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