Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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