ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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