his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Randomize
