my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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