p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
i need some magic done to my vagina
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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