i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
Randomize