Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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