Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
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I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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