i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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