dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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