Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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