Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Boobs speak an international language.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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