you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
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Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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