He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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