Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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