i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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