we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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