He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
