He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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