so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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