I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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