All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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