If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
