Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
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What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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