That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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