do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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