no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
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