Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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