I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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