I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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