I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Randomize
