Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
