so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
We were destined to go to rehab together
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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