I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Farmville is her only friend.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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