I'm going to jail i love you
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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