New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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