it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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